Medical treatment?...Medical treatment?....

Good God man do you have the cure for cancer???
I'm so honored that you'd choose my site for this, or maybe it's the cure for aids... or perhaps even the fountain of youth itself....

It's not just something to lengthen your willy is it... that would be disappointing. Does it involve some sort of vacuum pump??
Gee that must be so painful - how do you cope???

I await your clarification with such excitement.