Lawyers are the shit stain on the tidy-whities of civilization.

I love screwing with lawyers. Being an outspoken guy, I have racked up more than a few letters from various people's legal bulldogs.

The last one was a guy in Florida last year, year before maybe... guy used to be a friend of mine, we worked together on moving hurricane insurance claims over the internet rather than through the mail. He let his adjusters treat me like shit, so I walked away. On an industry message forum, someone asked me hey what happened to you guys, and I replied well, buddy turned out to be a lying sack of shit who was entirely untrustworthy.

The lawyer's certified letter came (which I refused to sign for, wasting his money), demanding that I apologize, and make "corrective" posts on the board. I only know that because he emailed it to me first. But I sure as hell wasn't going to give him any evidence that I'd received his communication.

So I went to the board and posted, "If I ever stated that buddy is a lying sack of shit who can't be trusted, it was only my opinion based on working with him for three years, and your experience may be different." I also emailed it to anyone I knew who knew the guy.

Lawyer called me that day to ask for a truce. I told him I wanted to be paid for my time making that post. Well, I tried anyway :)

Lawyers SUE YOU WITHOUT WARNING if they have a case.

If they THREATEN to sue you, it's because they DON'T have a case and they know it.

LAWYERS ARE FUCKING WORTHLESS PIECES OF RAT TURDS ON A SANDWICH MADE OF TWO SLICES OF SEWER SLUDGE SPREAD WITH PIG ENTRAILS.

I'm sorry, I'll try not to beat around the bush so much in the future, and just come out and say how I feel. For now you'll have to read between the lines.