Hey there Porkd

regarding /usr/local/php5/bin/php5
This can be set into cron jobs but its the upload video php file which needs to run in php5 so setting the cron is pointless because you'll still get the call to undefined function.

renaming the file to php5 would work but then the compiled code calls a file without that extension so you only get an error.

This might just be a game of waiting for us cirtex people (r u cirtex for citrex btw)